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The rise and rise of Yo Maps

  Yo Maps Originally published in the Zambia Daily Mail  By VICTOR KALALANDA For any ardent follower of Zambian music, there appears to be enough reason to believe that celebrated Zambian artiste Yo Maps (real name, Elton Mulenga) is nothing short of extraordinary. If he was average, as his detractors would desperately have us believe, he wouldn’t have lasted more than six months on the local music scene after releasing his smash hit song “Finally.” He would have disappeared like snow in the summer sun. The unwritten rule in the music industry is that without a decent prior music catalogue, any artiste who happens upon instant fame is destined to become the infamous one-hit wonder. In any cut-throat field of human endeavor, big doors don’t swing on small hinges. The roots must run deeper than outward appearances, or else nothing lasts. For an artiste that keeps exceeding public expectations since rapturously coming to the notice of the nation in 2018, Yo Maps proves that not on

In SA they shoot you, in Zambia simply hated

 

Rapper AKA had an illustrious music career

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  • Zambians are mourning SA rapper AKA with a sense of hypocrisy

The Pilgrim, February 17, 2023

The South African rapper who got killed, Kiernan Jarryd Forbes, was popularly known as AKA.

AKA was murdered in a movie-like fashion. According to news reports, he was shot at close range to put a ruthless and tragic end to one of South Africa’s most successful and illustrious music careers. The culprits are still at large.

If you follow the music next door, you must have heard of rappers like Nasty C and Cassper Nyovest. Well, these guys paled before AKA’s stardom in South Africa. He was, in a phrase, the cock of the walk.

Zambia’s Macky 2 knew this, which is why he sought AKA to be the guest feature on the Lusaka-based rapper’s song “Beautiful Night.”

I sorely mourn for AKA, but so do many Zambians who loved his charisma and dynamism, including his palpable flair for lyricism.

But as Zambians mourn AKA, the undertones of their condolences smack of a cancerous hypocrisy that leaves my mouth agape with incredulity.

The constant representative questions Zambians are posing currently, especially on social media, are these: South Africans, why do you kill your own heroes? Why such wanton destruction of human life and talent?

But we Zambians are hypocrites! We’re so quick to see the mote in another country’s eyes, as it were, and not the one in our own.

I’m saying this because in Zambia, as opposed to murdering our own people with a hail of gunfire on the streets, we do so by simply using our own envy, greed, and hatred, or even by praying for their downfall.

Don’t tell me that murder or gun violence is worse than tacit hatred for another person. They are both abominable and serve the same purpose: to destroy the spirit of a fellow human being.

Rather than reflect and acknowledge the need for our own reformation as a people, we want to pretend to regret AKA’s death by uttering slurs against South Africans because we’re convinced they are more hopeless than us.

I want to speak to you, Zambians, because as a Zambian myself I’m automatically an expert on how we behave and treat each other as a people. I know you from inside out.

There is such a thing today known as the Disciplinary Committee in our country. It depicts some of our worst proclivities.

Think of what happened to the country’s perhaps leading music star, Yo Maps. In one unguarded moment, Yo Maps’ wife, Kidist, seems to have suggested that her husband would need to be paid K30,000 to appear on a podcast interview.

When this happened, the Disciplinary Committeea term which Zambians have adopted to refer to their own herd mentality of hatred—went all out to destroy Yo Maps’ career. Fans threatened to boycott his shows and music before raising Chile One as a nemesis for the star.

To indulge their dark side, the Disciplinary Committee denied Yo Maps any support and made sure he never won anything at the last Kwacha Music Awards.

To make a comeback, Yo Maps not only had to apologize, but he went on to make an entire song about how such backlash almost wreaked havoc in his life. The Committee was happy!

If you want more examples, remember what happened to President Hakainde Hichilema’s press aide Anthony Bwalya, when he was removed from his position.

Perhaps his most awkward picture started trending online as people expressed delirious happiness about the development.

Such is the hate we perpetrate as a people and even the rapper Ruff Kid bemoans it in the song “Nkamisiya.” In the music video, the artist even forces himself to actually lie flat in a coffin and says he doesn’t want any plaudits from Zambians during his funeral if he can’t get them while he’s alive.

It’s the same culture of hate and jealousy that Ozzy satirizes in his “Kobili” song. It’s like we’ve an entire catalogue of songs on this subject in the country.

I’ll tell you that the easiest way to trend on social media in Zambia is to simply lose a job or a business.

Instead of helping you, people will vilify you and use you as a point of reference.

You see, sometimes I share my thoughts on Facebook. When I write professionally, I get little honest feedback. But when I say something silly, oh, people like it and they tag each other.

There is a theory that this type of behaviour started on farming plantations, where Africans were forced to work as slaves. To curry favor with the slavemaster, it’s alleged that some Africans practiced what we locally call muzungu anikonde (white man like me). So people snitched on each other in reckless abandon. So slave rose against slave. With snitching, you get the so-called fifth column in society. In America, they call this Black Informing.

I don’t really want to speculate but I’ll tell you that I’ve Nigerian friends, and no matter what a Nigerian artist does, Nigerians hardly victimize their own. They support each other so much such that they think other Africans, including Zambians, cannot hold a candle to them.

Folks, that’s where it’s at. Let’s not be quick to harshly judge South Africa while we’ve a unique problem about and of ourselves.

 The other day somebody was wondering why Zambians, as opposed to other Africans, seem to have low engagement on Twitter. The responses were quick and sharp. The allegation was that Zambians don’t support each other.

Stop acting like you care about the children next door when your own are sleeping on empty stomachs day in and day out. What’s wrong with you? Change!

We’ve the equivalent of murder, racism, and xenophobia in Zambia—and it’s called hatred. I’m trying to tell you that in South Africa they will shoot you, but they’ll simply hate you in Zambia! It’s one and the same thing.

*This column is published every Friday in Zambia's leading newspaper, the Zambia Daily Mail

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